That’s right, I am John Wayne, and it is my real name. Like all John Wayne’s I am a gun sling’n, Whiskey drink’n, Woman bed’n cowboy. The only real difference is I can’t do any of those things. But other than that, We John Wayne’s are all the same.

I hail from the great state of North Dakota, and currently am enjoying my 8th year of college. No I am not a doctor, and No I don’t see how you could mistake that. Upon graduation, which is this summer, I plan on doing what every college grad does. Figure out how to pay back my loans. Actually, if anyone needs a worldly cultured, college educated B.S. slinging team member, who is available to work from around noon to whenever I take my afternoon nap, and will pay my salary requirement of 117K a year. I might be willing to send you a resume. Oh, and I need a company car and credit card. Let me know.

Finally, I would like to take a moment and settle a few arguments: First, you can’t call shotgun till EVERYONE is outside and the car. Next thin crust is the only way to order a pizza, Also, golf is a sport and watching it on TV might be the second greatest way to spend a Saturday other than actually playing golf. Finally, it is always a better deal to get nine tap beers rather than one martini for the same price. Remember these keys insights and you will be just fine.